The Palin's Travels Drinking Game Brought to you by the Chatterers and Blatherers at palinstravels.co.uk! The Webmistress begs that you be of legal drinking age - the substitution of MINIATURE Creme Eggs IS allowed. Either way, keep the insulin at the ready. Watch ANY Michael Palin travel show. Have a shot every time Michael:

reports on the toilet facilities discusses irrelevant minutiae about trains appears to be getting hit on by a woman ** 2 SHOTS any time he appears to be getting hit on by a man tries to add drama to the situation by saying "the connection is vital" continues haplessly to carry on a conversation with someone who obviously doesn't understand a word he's saying any time he interviews someone really interesting ** 2 SHOTS any time he interviews someone really UNinteresting ** also 2 SHOTS any time he interviews someone on the verge of hostility just happens to find a fellow Englishman in the middle of friggin' nowhere ** 2 SHOTS if it's a Yorkshireman tries to sing ** 2 SHOTS if he sings well     Just kidding, Michael! hangs out with any old, bearded man acknowledges the film crew, and Nigel, the cameraman, signals back * 1 SHOT for Nigel's hand in frame ** 2 SHOTS when Nigel nods "yes" with the camera AND... (and this should only be done by the hardcore Palin-head): says "SORT OF"